Romance Is Like That

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Romance Is Like That is a beautifully crafted hardbound book offering 105 pages of insightful and heartfelt reflections on love. Published independently, this elegantly designed volume combines thoughtful prose with a compact, durable format, making it a perfect gift or personal keepsake for anyone seeking inspiration in romance.

Caroline loves Dave. Dave loves Caroline. They’re Caucasian, and there’s a problem… No, not them being Caucasian, something else. Dave also loves business. Caroline wants nothing more than for Dave to see what she looks like below her navel, but Dave never gives her enough allotted time for that to happen. He’s always so busy with business. Dave has to be careful, because Caroline has this stupid friend, Brenda, that I really hate and she wants Caroline to herself. She wants Dave super dead and out of the picture for good. Wait. There’s more. Business hates Caroline, because she keeps trying to get Dave to miss important deadlines, so they can have sexy fun times together. Dave and Caroline seriously need to get their act together before Brenda and Business destroy their love. That would be bad. Why? Because romance isn’t like that. Luckily for our lovebirds, they have a secret weapon – Mortimer, a crafty goldfish who is amazing at coming up with brilliant plans. But can his plans save the lovers from turmoil and chaos, or will Brenda and Business succeed in obliterating the potential for the greatest love story ever to be told?

There’s also a cat named Cheddar in the story. He’s great.

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Publisher

Independently published

Publication date

May 2, 2025

Language

English

Print length

105 pages

ISBN-13

979-8282271386

Item Weight

7.5 ounces

Dimensions

6 x 0.46 x 9 inches

Publisher

Independently Published